Erotic massage in Amsterdam after drinks at Leidseplein or Rembrandtplein

Two squares, two directions home

Leidseplein sits on the south-west edge of the canal ring, close to the museum quarter and the streets that lead down towards Oud-Zuid and the Vondelpark. Rembrandtplein is further east, a short walk from the Amstel and a quick tram to De Pijp. From either square the old centre is fifteen minutes on foot. For a guest staying in the Jordaan, Leidseplein is the easier walk; for one staying near the Amstel or in De Pijp, Rembrandtplein is. Knowing which way your room lies from the square you are on is the first fact of the booking, and it is worth checking before the second drink rather than after the fourth.

The message goes out before the last round

The last round is a decision made by a group, usually late and usually more than once. Write before it is ordered. Give the hour you want her to arrive rather than the hour you hope to leave, and give yourself a generous margin: if the square is fifteen minutes from your room, allow thirty. She reaches a central address forty to sixty minutes after the booking is confirmed, so a message sent at eleven for a midnight arrival leaves room for one more drink, the walk and a glass of water in the room before the knock.

Erotic massage in Amsterdam after a few rounds

Drinks change a guest more than he tends to notice. Skin feels warm and then cold, the room feels smaller, and patience runs shorter than usual. None of that rules a booking out, but it does make the session better for being planned. A slow oil format such as body to body massage, with nothing to rinse and nothing to set up, travels well from a bar to a room. Gel and foam formats want a steady footing on a wet bathroom floor and are a better idea on a night of two glasses than a night of six.

Courtesy after drinks

She arrives sober and at work, and deserves the same courtesy a guest would show anybody arriving at his door. That means being in the room when she knocks, being dressed or in a robe, being able to hold a conversation, and remembering what was agreed in the thread. It also means accepting her limits the first time she names them. She may decline a booking at the door if a guest is not in a fit state, and she may end a visit at any point. The fee for the reserved time stands in either case, and that rule does not soften for a good night out.

Water, food and the half hour before she arrives

The half hour between leaving the square and hearing the knock is the part of the evening you control completely. Drink a large glass of water, then another. Eat something if the evening was all drinks and no dinner. Take a shower if there is time, because it helps more than coffee does. Turn the heating up and switch the ceiling light off. A guest who uses that half hour well is a very different guest from one who walks through the door ninety seconds before she does.

Where the forty to sixty minutes start

The window is counted from the moment the booking is confirmed in the thread, and it describes a journey across the city from wherever she lives. The roster starts from four districts: the Jordaan, Oud-Zuid, De Pijp and the old centre. From any of those, both squares and the hotel areas around them are within easy reach. The window does not shorten because a guest is impatient and does not lengthen because the squares are busy. Plan against the far end of it, and you will never be caught still paying for a round when she arrives.

Rates on a night out

Last orders or first round, the booking is priced the same, and no weekday or hour of the night changes that. A first booking with the house is confirmed with half the fee in advance, however late it is; so is any booking with two therapists, any overnight and any session of three hours or more. A returning guest asking for one or two hours later the same day, at an address in the city, pays the whole fee at the door. The profiles on the roster carry the full table.

If the round becomes three

It happens. The sensible move is to write early, while she has not yet set out, and move the hour. That is free. Once she is on her way, a booking with a deposit keeps the whole deposit, and a booking without one is charged the journey share and nothing further. If another guest takes the hour, a deposit comes back in full. No bar tab and no argument at the door turns a changed plan into anything larger than that. The booking page sets out the full rule in figures.

When you are the one who stays late

Some evenings you are the last of the group still on the square. That is a fine moment to book, and a slightly worse moment to set the hour, because the temptation is to write for an arrival in fifteen minutes. She cannot be at a central address in fifteen minutes. Write for an arrival forty-five minutes out, walk back at an easy pace, and let the water and the shower do their work first. A night that ends that way is calmer for both of you than one that ends with a rush up the stairs.