Questions about an erotic massage in Amsterdam after an evening out
Most of these arrive while the evening is still going on, typed under a table or on the way to the cloakroom. They are answered here the same way they are answered in a reply.
When is the right moment to send the message during an evening out?
Before you leave wherever you are, not after. At dinner, somewhere between the main course and coffee. At a show, during the interval. At a bar, before the last round is ordered. She reaches a central address forty to sixty minutes after the booking is confirmed, and your ride back is usually shorter than that, so writing as you leave gets you back first.
Can she meet me at the restaurant or the bar?
No. She comes to your room and nowhere else. She is never met at a restaurant, a theatre, a bar or a club, and she never joins any part of the evening. The booking begins when you are back and the door is closed.
What if I get back later than I said?
Write as soon as you know, with a new estimate. Before she sets out, a new hour costs nothing. Once she is on her way, a booking with a deposit keeps the whole deposit, and a booking without one is charged the share her journey represents. She may wait a short time at the entrance, but a long delay is read as a late cancellation.
How soon after the booking does she reach the room?
Forty to sixty minutes to anywhere in central Amsterdam, counted from the moment the booking is confirmed. The figure is the same at eight in the evening as at three in the morning. A room at a Schiphol airport hotel is arranged separately, with the journey time agreed before anything is fixed.
I have had a few drinks. Can I still book?
Yes, provided you will be clear-headed and courteous when she arrives. Drink water on the way back, eat something if the evening was all drinks, and take a shower if there is time. She may decline a booking at the door if a guest is not in a fit state, and the reserved time is still due in that case.
Is there a late-night surcharge?
No. Each length keeps the figure printed on her profile whatever the hour or the day. Two therapists on one guest cost exactly double the single rate, and so does a couple sharing one therapist, while a couple with one each pays four times the single hour.
Do I need to pay a deposit?
Half the fee is confirmed in advance on a first booking with the house, on any booking made more than twenty-four hours ahead, on any overnight, on any booking with two therapists, on any Schiphol or airport-hotel booking, on peak dates and on any session of three hours or more. A returning guest asking for one or two hours later the same day, at an address in the city, pays the whole fee on arrival.
How is the deposit paid?
Card is the usual route for the deposit, and Revolut, Wise and crypto are accepted too. The amount and the details appear in the booking thread once the hour is agreed, and nowhere else. The balance is paid at the door, and cash in another major currency is welcome for the balance, with the exact sum confirmed in writing before she sets out.
What happens if I cancel?
More than twenty-four hours before the booked time, the whole deposit is returned. Inside the last twenty-four hours, while she has not yet left, half the deposit is kept as fee already earned and half is returned. A message sent after she has set out means the entire deposit is kept. If another guest takes the hour, the deposit is repaid in full, and if you can show the loss was smaller than the share kept, only the smaller amount is kept. Damages are never claimed from anyone.
Can I move a booking to another evening?
One move is free, provided the request arrives more than twenty-four hours ahead of the booked time and the new evening is no more than fourteen days away. The deposit carries across intact. A second move, or a move asked for inside the last twenty-four hours, is read on the cancellation scale as if it were a cancellation sent at that moment.
Can I ask for one woman by name?
Yes. Put her name in the first line of your message, with the address, the hour you expect to be back and the length. If she is free, she is confirmed in the reply. If she is not, the reply says who is free at that hour, and the choice is yours.
What if a friend comes back to the room with me?
Say so in the message before she sets out. Everyone in the room must be twenty-one or over and must have agreed to the booking, and a second guest is priced on the couple column. If the room is not as it was described when she arrives, she may leave before anything starts.
Can you arrange something for our whole group?
No. The house arranges sessions in private rooms for one guest or a couple, never for a group, a party or a celebration, and never in a shared space. A guest travelling with friends who wants a booking for himself alone is welcome.
Will the hotel know?
The booking is between you and the house. Nothing is sent to the hotel, and she arrives as a visitor to your room. If the building asks visitors to be met at the door or signed in at reception after a certain hour, put that in your message so it can be planned.
What if I fall asleep before she arrives?
Stay off the bed until she knocks, and keep the phone where you can hear it. If you feel sleep winning, write before she sets out and move or cancel the hour, which costs nothing at that stage. Once she is on her way, the usual cancellation rules apply.
Can I book for a room at a Schiphol hotel after an evening in the city?
Yes, by arrangement. Say in the first line that you are staying at an airport hotel, and her journey time is agreed with you before anything is fixed. Half the fee is confirmed in advance on every airport-hotel booking.
What if I end the session early?
The fee for the reserved time remains payable. The time was held for you and she travelled to reach you, and the rest of the hour cannot be offered to anyone else at that point in the evening. Nothing further is added.
What does the room need to be ready?
Warmth, a lamp instead of the ceiling light, a bed and some water. Towels and oils come with her. For nuru or soapy, a working shower with room to stand. Turn the heating up as soon as you get back, because a room that feels warm in a coat feels cool without one.
I booked a first ninety minutes for half past eleven and dinner is running late. What happens if I cancel at ten?
On a first ninety minutes the deposit was half the fee. Ten o'clock falls inside the final twenty-four hours, yet she is still at home, so one half of that deposit counts as earned and the rest is repaid. A better option may be a later hour: while she has not left, moving the start later the same night costs nothing if she can keep the new time. After she has started out, cancelling keeps the whole deposit, unless another guest takes the hour, in which case it is all refunded.
I have booked with the house before. Do I pay anything ahead for an hour tonight after the theatre?
Not if it is one or two hours later the same day at an address in the city. In that case the whole fee for the hour is paid when she arrives. A deposit of half the fee comes back into play if the booking is for another day, runs to three hours or more, has two therapists, falls on a peak date or is at an airport hotel. With nothing paid ahead, cancelling before she sets out costs nothing, and after that it costs the share of the fee her journey represents.
I ended a two hour session after one hour because I was tired. Is the second hour refunded?
No. When a guest ends a session early, the full fee for the reserved time stays payable, and nothing is refunded. The two hours were held for you and she travelled to reach you, and the hour left over cannot be offered to anyone else at that point in the evening. Beyond that fee, nothing further is charged. If you can see on the walk back that an hour will be enough, say so in the thread before she sets out and the booking becomes a single hour at the one-hour rate.
After a long evening out, who sets the limits of the session?
She does, and the evening you have had does not change that. She tells you her limits in her own words when she arrives, and they stay where she put them until she leaves. She may decline a booking before she sets out or at the door, and she does not have to give a reason. She may also end a visit at any moment. If a limit she has named is pushed, the visit ends there: the fee for the reserved time remains due and nothing is added to it. The terms put the same rule in formal language.
Will she ask for identification when she reaches the room?
She may. Every guest and everyone else in the room must be twenty-one or over, and a photo document is the plain way to settle it at the door. She looks at it once and returns it straight away. Nothing is photographed, copied or written down. If she cannot be sure that everyone present is twenty-one or over, she leaves before anything starts, and the age statement explains the rule in full.